May 2012
April 2012
Is it weird that I ship my two male history...
anniepanda:
Which professors.
KNOWING WHO YOU ARE IS HALF THE BATTLE: Help →
kai-kau:
I am getting forced out of my house soon because of being gay and transgender.
Mum: “You either need to stop acting like a boy and be a girl, or get out. You are ruining your little sister’s life with your choices. A six-year-old cannot go around and say, ‘I have a two brothers,…
Tumblr: #OMG LOOK AT THAT #LOOK AT THAT LOOK #YOU CAN SEE THE PAIN AND EMOTION IN THEIR EYES OF HOW MUCH IT HURT THAT SHE STOLE THE ONLY THING THEY SHARED TOGETHER #THAT ONE LOOK AT THE GROUND SYMBOLIZES EVERYTHING UGH IT EVEN REFLECTS HOW THEY FEEL THAT BARELY ANYONE CARES ABOUT THEM #THAT THEIR PAST IS ALMOST TOO HEAVY TO HOLD ON THEIR SHOULDERS #FLAWLESS ACTING I FUCKING CANT #ITS LIKE THEYRE FALLING AND NO ONE CAN SAVE THEM
Actor: I was told to look down while acting sad.
Internalized gaslighting or, sorry I'm being so... →
“I don’t mean to burden you with my non-problems. I know you’re busy.”
I texted that last night to someone, as I stood on the verge of tears, the verge of smashing plates, and the verge of curling up in the fetal position for a while. I was about a minute away from a full-on hormonal breakdown, and I was apologizing for being an inconvenience. For being a burden. Because let’s be real, what I...
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A dramatic Shakespearean response to every...
When something bad happens: True is it that we have seen better days.
When something REALLY bad happens: O woe! O woeful, woeful, woeful day! Most lamentable day. Most woeful day That ever, ever I did yet behold! O day, O day, O day! O hateful day! Never was seen so black a day as this.O woeful day! O woeful day!
When people say that something is wrong because the Bible says so: The Devil can cite scripture for his purpose.
When my girlfriend abandons me for food: FRAILTY, THY NAME IS WOMAN!
When someone doesn't thank me for holding the door open for them: BLOW, BLOW, BLOW, THOU WINTER WIND! THOU ART NOT SO UNKIND AS MAN'S INGRATITUDE!
When I burn something while cooking: MY CAKE IS DOUGH!
When human stupidity frustrates me: LORD, WHAT FOOLS THESE MORTALS BE!
When someone says I'm going to hell for my sins: NYMPH, IN THY ORISONS BE ALL MY SINS REMEMBER'D.
When I'm broke: My pride fell with my fortunes
When someone turns the light on after a period of darkness and blinding light ensues: OH, SHE DOTH TEACH THE TORCHES TO BURN BRIGHT!
When someone disagrees with me: THERE ARE MORE THINGS IN HEAVEN AND EARTH, HORATIO, THEN ARE DREAMT OF IN YOUR PHILOSOPHY.
When I argue with my girlfriend: The course of true love never did run smooth.
When I'm embarrassed: MUST I HOLD A CANDLE TO MY SHAMES?!
Someone says "Good Night": Good Night, Good night! Parting is such sweet sorrow, that I shall say good night till it be morrow.
When I'm doing the laundry: OUT, damned spot!
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What if ee cummings just didn't know how to work...
je sus fu c k i ng chris t how do e s thi s t ype w r i t er w o r k
-e.e. cummings
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marielikestodraw:
gqgqqt:
abrokenfishbowl:
red-blooded-asshole:
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skiingobsessed:
noswagnoservice:
if your having a bad day…
hhahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahah OHMYGOD
Omg I was good for a while but then that one guy’s disturbed face…
((day is made))
I thought I was okay
then the faces some of these people made
DEAD
DEAD
ALL OVER THE FLOOR
DEAD
sobbing
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KNOWING WHO YOU ARE IS HALF THE BATTLE: Makorra,... →
jasjuliet:
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saintbennithy:
Meanwhile, Borra is huddled up in the corner crying.
“Oh, don’t mind me. I’ll just sit here and get tazed, kidnapped and thrown into the friend zone for your amusement while you fangirl about Mako and Korra coming to save me. I…
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kanayas-bucket:
adrians:
this is just a short video of me trying to escape the auto face detection and zoom of my webcam which is IMPOSSIBLE FUCK U BILL GATES
FUCK I JUST SPAT MY DRINK OUT ALL OVER MY SCREEN OMGJFIEDSJFKJFLJE
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