20 8 / 2014

septembriseur:

Wow, it’s so hard to understand why a woman-written comic about a female superhero who wears a sensible costume, writes fanfic, and stuffs her face with tasty gyros is so popular and trendy, while a cover for a forthcoming male-written book that portrays its female superhero as sexxily posing for porn sexxx in a suit that clings to every anatomical feature of her 22-inch waist and ass is widely derided. I mean, the thing is that it’s just really mysterious. It’s like how audiences say they’re interested in Black Panther and Ms. Marvel movies, when really what they want is even more white male superheroes. People are so confusing! 

(via onetobeamup)

20 8 / 2014

ranger-sebastian-vael:

May your favorite old character still be alive in Inquisition.

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(via bilobog)

20 8 / 2014

Oh god I’ve never had so much secondhand embarrassment

So much social awkwardness

Jesus Christ

20 8 / 2014

lucithor:

The first time Courfeyrac and Combeferre have a falling out Courf starts to miss him after literally twenty minutes and sends him a message saying “hey look its u” with this attached:

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And Combeferre just finds it really hard to stay mad at him after that

(via perks-of-being-freddie-lounds)

20 8 / 2014

"I am not Mike Brown. I am white. I am middle class. I am female. I am small. I am not considered a threat. When police see me they see someone who looks like them. They see their mothers, their daughters, their sisters, themselves. I am not at risk of being shot by police for existing while black. I am not at risk of being shot while unarmed. I am not at risk of being shot while armed with nothing more than a BB gun. I am not at risk of being shot for reaching for my wallet. I am privileged.

But I am outraged. And if you aren’t outraged, then you aren’t paying attention. This is America in 2014. This is our reality. It’s so easy to get jaded and to ignore these atrocities, to act like this doesn’t affect us. It’s so easy to get apathetic. In the past it was the youth who protested. Where is the rage of the youth? Where is our rage?

Like I said, I am not Mike Brown. But I am outraged."

20 8 / 2014

cattstark:

sassafrasscas:

if i was a famous celebrity i would video record me reading fanfiction of myself and post it

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(via perks-of-being-freddie-lounds)

20 8 / 2014

Shockingly the local d&d fest is a sausage fest full of social awkwardness

Review later

20 8 / 2014

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20 8 / 2014

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20 8 / 2014

breakfastburritoe:

depressed-0bsessed:

breakfastburritoe:

Are you a fisherman because I think you’re a reel catch

You spelled real wrong.

Throw this one back into the water boys we’ve got ourselves a city slicker

(via nihilnovisubsole)

20 8 / 2014

haneefistheonlyone:

Something done right

haneefistheonlyone:

Something done right

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20 8 / 2014

20 8 / 2014

veggicakes:

kamikatlifts:

IT’S. A. FUCKING. TURTLE.

ALL HAIL TURTLE

veggicakes:

kamikatlifts:

IT’S. A. FUCKING. TURTLE.

ALL HAIL TURTLE

(Source: yodiscrepo)

20 8 / 2014

"

1. Don’t try to piss quietly. Nobody in a public restroom thinks you’re knitting in your stall. They came to piss, just like you. And if you have to take a dump, do it. Get over your fear of public toilets. It’ll make life a lot easier.

2. Masturbate. Masturbate a lot. Talk about it with your friends. You’ve got the right to make yourself feel good and brag about it just like all the boys with extra large kleenex packages on their desks.

3. If you want the large fries, get the large fries. Hunger and appetite are nothing to be ashamed of, just human. Don’t ever feel guilty for eating in front of others. You need to nourish your body to stay alive. We all do.

4. Laugh as loud as you have to, no matter if you snort or gasp or literally scream.

5. Fart when you have to.

6. Always remember you weren’t born to visually please others. Forget the phrase “what if they think it’s ugly”. If you think it’s lovely, it is lovely. You wanna wear it, wear it!

7. Speak your mind! You can learn to do so without insulting others or shoving your opinion down other people’s throats.

"

Seven Simple Ways To Free Yourself, from girl to girl (via notcapableoflove)

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20 8 / 2014

third-personomniscient:

nothinbutmaggotybread:

when i see a cute boy

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I’m on mobile and I was in no way ready for that image when it loaded

(via poolnerds)