23 7 / 2014

salparadisewasright:

tea-with-a-splash-of-kitten:

The worst part about liking classical music is when you forget the name of a piece and you can’t google the lyrics because there are none

image

(via vanesamarsh)

23 7 / 2014

agatharights:

thleeny:

agatharights:

thleeny:

southerndrawlinmypants:

agatharights:

"Garak, I need you to interrogate my bear."

"…I don’t…is this a human thing?"

"Is that a euphemism? Are we role-playing?"

quark catches wind and suddenly interrogating someone’s bear is the new sexual phrase

julian is like 98% sure everyone’s just gently winding him up BUT STILL

Garak looks up what a bear is and only gets more confused when he’s like “okay so it’s a huge apex scavenger-predator with meathook claws and a nasty disposition but it also could refer to a big burly homosexual so maybe bashir has some sort of secret burly boyfriend I don’t know about?”

but no garak

you are the bear, in that case

ngl garak and kukalaka is one of my favorite ds9 tropes 

It’s all fun and games until Garak makes Julian the Cardassian equivalent of a teddy bear and Julian’s like “why does it have so many teeth???”

I DON’T KNOW DOCTOR WHY DO BEARS HAVE CLAWS

huffs and gets really offended 

when they eventually adopt a kid julian tries to give him a teddy bear and the kdi screams and is terrified and o f c o u r s e garak comforts them but secretly he’s super smug 

22 7 / 2014

agatharights:

thleeny:

southerndrawlinmypants:

agatharights:

"Garak, I need you to interrogate my bear."

"…I don’t…is this a human thing?"

"Is that a euphemism? Are we role-playing?"

quark catches wind and suddenly interrogating someone’s bear is the new sexual phrase

julian is like 98% sure everyone’s just gently winding him up BUT STILL

Garak looks up what a bear is and only gets more confused when he’s like “okay so it’s a huge apex scavenger-predator with meathook claws and a nasty disposition but it also could refer to a big burly homosexual so maybe bashir has some sort of secret burly boyfriend I don’t know about?”

but no garak

you are the bear, in that case

ngl garak and kukalaka is one of my favorite ds9 tropes 

22 7 / 2014

southerndrawlinmypants:

agatharights:

"Garak, I need you to interrogate my bear."

"…I don’t…is this a human thing?"

"Is that a euphemism? Are we role-playing?"

quark catches wind and suddenly interrogating someone’s bear is the new sexual phrase

julian is like 98% sure everyone’s just gently winding him up BUT STILL

22 7 / 2014

its-sorcery said: Once you get this you have to say 5 nice things about yourself publicly then send it to 10 of your favourite followers (not back to me, I did it already) Thinking good thoughts about yourself is hard but it will make you feel better so give it a go, for the sake of spreading positivity xx

oh my god just getting this was so nice 

but okay let’s see!! 
1. I’m pretty damn empathetic; I’m really good at feeling bad for people and listening to their problems.
2. I’M PRETTY I really like the way I look, I’m quite pretty
3. I’m funny!! (At least, find myself funny, that’s all that matters).
4. I CAN BE PRETTY DAMN INTELLIGENT 
5. sometimes i write fanfiction and i think it’s pretty okay!!

22 7 / 2014

nightmare-everlasting:

My night and morning in a masterpost. I just needed this all together coz I need this whole thing saved if ever I need a quick laugh, albeit a guilty embarrassed one. Just.

Bonus: 

i am still so so so so so so so so so so sorry to thorgasmed and their compromised commute i wish you all the luck in the world and i’m really really really really sorry for my odd pride in this just.

So sorry.

Link to the fic: [x]


 

(Source: buckyoubucky, via southerndrawlinmypants)

22 7 / 2014

elliott-poop:

dimnuggitz:

Zoom zoom

This makes me happy

(via mrsloki)

22 7 / 2014

babeltwo:

In back to back episodes, none of Bashir’s friend notice he’s been replaced by a changeling, then his parents can’t tell they’re talking to a hologram instead of their son.

Like, wow, does anyone actually listen or pay attention to this guy?

like i never understood why they had that be a comedic moment with miles

"LOL I DIDN’T NOTICE YOU WERE GONE OH WAIT HE WAS MORE FUN"

"ha … ha … i’ve been in a  prison camp for weeks … ."

(via ladyyatexel)

22 7 / 2014

lesbianwarriors:

This is either a gay wedding or a straight one with a selfish groom

lesbianwarriors:

This is either a gay wedding or a straight one with a selfish groom

(Source: wertheyouth, via and-down-we-go)

22 7 / 2014

deonte-s:

justanotherrreblogger:

This is why 4chan raided Tumblr, nobody likes Tumblr feminists, NO ONE.

i can’t believe people eat this shit up like it’s real
people can just type up the wildest fake “SJW” text they can think of and it just travels infinitely around communities desperate enough to get their anti-SJW rocks off that they’ll jump at the chance to attack this fake ass manufactured SJW strawman garbage
you’re thinking “damn i’m the strongest tiger in the zoo, let this be a lesson that i will catch and kill every rabbit that dares to encroach upon my domain” meanwhile everyone else is laughing watching you rip apart a stuffed animal because you can’t tell the difference

deonte-s:

justanotherrreblogger:

This is why 4chan raided Tumblr, nobody likes Tumblr feminists, NO ONE.

i can’t believe people eat this shit up like it’s real

people can just type up the wildest fake “SJW” text they can think of and it just travels infinitely around communities desperate enough to get their anti-SJW rocks off that they’ll jump at the chance to attack this fake ass manufactured SJW strawman garbage

you’re thinking “damn i’m the strongest tiger in the zoo, let this be a lesson that i will catch and kill every rabbit that dares to encroach upon my domain” meanwhile everyone else is laughing watching you rip apart a stuffed animal because you can’t tell the difference

(via theobsidianorder)

22 7 / 2014

skottieyoung:

Bucky Barnes: The Winter Soldier #1

skottieyoung:

Bucky Barnes: The Winter Soldier #1

(via winterfuckingsoldier)

22 7 / 2014

pussylipgloss:

baelor:

IM SCREAMING WHO DID THIS

*gets life*

(via nolowno)

22 7 / 2014

lizcoshow:

a-grue:

lizcoshow defacing signs in the art building ;3

who would just put up pieces of paper in the art building like that, i mean, ANYONE could come along with a pen and do terrible things to them

that is public property how  dare you

lizcoshow:

a-grue:

lizcoshow defacing signs in the art building ;3

who would just put up pieces of paper in the art building like that, i mean, ANYONE could come along with a pen and do terrible things to them

that is public property how  dare you

22 7 / 2014

noordinaryelf:

This maybe the best thing ever

noordinaryelf:

This maybe the best thing ever

(via crowleyisyourking)

22 7 / 2014

Anonymous said: Sometimes I put my hamster in my panties and let it wriggle around. Best feeling ever.

itssexualhour: