18 9 / 2014

notchicken:

chekhov:

It’s -10 outside please stop wearing basketball shorts. We get It you’re straight

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18 9 / 2014

eradicatedelicacy:

Shakira, Shakira.

eradicatedelicacy:

Shakira, Shakira.

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18 9 / 2014

18 9 / 2014

fruitcrocs:

when a teacher asks you if you understand the work and you don’t 

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*gets 0 on the test*

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18 9 / 2014

18 9 / 2014

sicknessinsalvation:

genderterrorist:

OH MY GOD

THE LAST FUCKING PANEL

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18 9 / 2014

"

My Least Favorite Trope (and this post will include spoilers for The Lego Movie, Guardians of the Galaxy, The Matrix, Western Civilization, and—cod help me—Bulletproof Monk*.) is the thing where there’s an awesome, smart, wonderful, powerful female character who by all rights ought to be the Chosen One and the hero of the movie, who is tasked with taking care of some generally ineffectual male character who is, for reasons of wish fulfillment, actually the person the film focuses on. She mentors him, she teaches him, and she inevitably becomes his girlfriend… and he gets the job she wanted: he gets to be the Chosen One even though she’s obviously far more qualified. And all he has to do to get it and deserve it is Man Up and Take Responsibility.

And that’s it. Every god-damned time. The mere fact of naming the films above and naming the trope gives away the entire plot and character arc of every single movie.

"

Elizabeth Bear - My Least Favorite Trope (via saltbreaker)

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18 9 / 2014

"That’s actually a running joke on set. Whenever someone’s like, ‘I don’t understand why my character would do this,’ or, ‘This feels awkward,’ the director — or whoever — will be like, ‘Guys, this is a show about werewolves. Just do it.’"

Ryan Kelley [x] (via korydwen)

This is cringe-worthy not joke-worthy

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18 9 / 2014

first-kiss-since-45:

vikadi:

set of nostalgia drawings by gabriel picolo. i don’t think i have enough space on my tumblr for all his works that i’d like to post.

these are incredible

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18 9 / 2014

18 9 / 2014

18 9 / 2014

unfriendlyblackandhot:

look im not saying that kissing bucky would have restored all his memories im just saying steve could have at least tried 

(via jellicle-ball)

18 9 / 2014

milesupshur:

thleeny:

milesupshur:

thleeny:

milesupshur:

bunansa:

milesupshur:

if i deliberately stabbed kristina in the hand do you think she’d be ok with it if i just said “wait. its a misunderstanding.”

one time i stabbed a guy in the hand with a lead pencil in elementary school

if you stabbed me in the hand id probably just think it was karmic retribution…. i could be misunderstanding though

its not karmic retribution its a misunderstanding

Lead poisoning though

no its a misunderstanding 

SON DONT IGNORE LEAD POISONING

STOP MISUNDERSTANDING

18 9 / 2014

milesupshur:

thleeny:

milesupshur:

bunansa:

milesupshur:

if i deliberately stabbed kristina in the hand do you think she’d be ok with it if i just said “wait. its a misunderstanding.”

one time i stabbed a guy in the hand with a lead pencil in elementary school

if you stabbed me in the hand id probably just think it was karmic retribution…. i could be misunderstanding though

its not karmic retribution its a misunderstanding

Lead poisoning though

no its a misunderstanding 

SON DONT IGNORE LEAD POISONING

18 9 / 2014

milesupshur:

bunansa:

milesupshur:

if i deliberately stabbed kristina in the hand do you think she’d be ok with it if i just said “wait. its a misunderstanding.”

one time i stabbed a guy in the hand with a lead pencil in elementary school

if you stabbed me in the hand id probably just think it was karmic retribution…. i could be misunderstanding though

its not karmic retribution its a misunderstanding

Lead poisoning though